Jesus is walking with his family and notices that a crowd has gathered around a woman, yelling at her and threatening to throw stones. "Harlet!" a man cries. "Sinner!" yells yet another. Pushing to the front of the mob, Jesus gets the attention of the crowd. "You degrade this woman, but look at your own lives," he says. "If any of you have not sinned yourself, may you cast the first stone." The crowd is hushed, and there is a moment of silence, then Jesus is hit with a single rock. He exclaims "OW, damn it mom! That hurt!"
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