Somewhere in the US a there is a University (obviously) and in that university there is a professor who have two students who always attend their classes. However that's about to change.
P. S (i suck at openings)
When the professor is teaching, he noticed that two of his students who always sit in the back, Tom and Ellen is absent. The professor shrugged it off and continued teaching thinking that those two have their own reasons.
A week goes by and other lecturers mentioned that there's were no sign of those two appearing around the university as if they vanished.
The Professor got worried since those two haven't appeared anywhere and any of their lectures so the professor went to the students dormitory to check on them.
When the professor arrived at the dormitory, he sees Bill, Toms not so bright room mate sitting in front of the dormitory. The professor asked Bill.
Professor "hello Bill, have you seen your room mate Tom?" he asked.
Bill "haven't seen him since last week"
The professor got worried and tried getting more clues on their whereabouts.
Professor "did anything happened the last time you met Tom?"
Bill put his hand on his chin and tried to recall any events that happened last week and suddenly he snaps his finger and said.
Bill "well.... Last week he asked me if i had any lube but i gave him super glue instead."
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