Stevie Wonder vs. Jack Nicklaus

Stevie Wonder and Jack Nicklaus are in a bar.


Nicklaus: How is the singing career going?


Wonder : Not too bad, the latest album has gone into the top 10 so all in
all I think it's pretty good. By the way, how's the golf?


Nicklaus: Not too bad, I'm not winning as much as I used to, but I'm still
making a bit of money. I've had some problems with my swing but I
think I've got that right now.


Wonder : I always find that when my swing goes wrong I need to stop
playing for a while and not think about it, then the next time I
play it seems to be all right.


Nicklaus: You play golf?


Wonder : Oh, yes, I've been playing for years.


Nicklaus: But...you're blind, how can you play golf if you're blind?


Wonder : I get my caddy to stand in the middle of the fairway and call to
me. I listen for the sound of his voice and play the ball towards
him, then when I get to where the ball lands the caddy moves to
the green or farther down the fairway and again I play the ball
towards his voice.


Nicklaus: But how do you putt?


Wonder : I get my caddy to lean down in front of the hole and call to me
with his head on the ground and I just play the ball towards his
voice.


Nicklaus: What's your handicap?


Wonder : Well, I play off scratch.


Nicklaus: [Incredulous] We've got to play a round sometime.


Wonder : Well, people don't take me seriously so I only play for money,
and actually I never play for less than $100,000 a hole.


Nicklaus: [Thinks about it for a bit] OK, I'm game for that, when would
you like to play?


Wonder: Pick a night.