Steve: Jack, I'm about to tell you a story. The story is divided into 4 parts.
Jack: Ok
Steve: In part 1, there was a couple. One day, a man was driving. His wife was sitting next to him, and she told him to slow down. Her husband then slapped her and rudely said to her, "Who's the one driving? Me or you?" In part 2, the wife was cooking, and her husband told her to add more spices to the food. The wife then slapped him and rudely said to him, "Who's the one cooking? Me or you?" In part 4, the wife was...
Jack: Sorry to interrupt you, Steve, but you skipped part 3.
Steve then slapped Jack and rudely said to him, "Who's the one telling the story? Me or you?"
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