Ole and Sven are looking for work. They go to the employment agency to see what there is to do. Ole went in first, and says he's a wood chopper. He comes out and tell Sven they might as well move along, because there is no work here. Sven says we already came here, what's the harm in having a look? He went in, and when they asked what he does, he says Pilot. He comes out the door, and tells Ole he got a job! Ole was furious, so he goes back in to see why they didn't hire him first. They told him there is plenty of work for Pilots, but just not wood choppers. Ole got a funny look on his face, and asked, "How can he pilot when I haven't chopped it yet!!??"
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