Step 1: locate ~1Million slaves. Step 2: Stage plagues and other calamities.

Step 3: Lead a revolt.

Step 4: get lost

Step 5: write ten rules on a stone tablet

Viola you're the founder of the rules most of the *western* world lives by.






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