A french, an american and a russian are captured by cannibals. Chief cannibal declares that it is his birthday and so the prisoners will be given a chance to live. Each will be given a pair of steel balls. Whoever manages to surprise the chief by the evening will be spared, those who fail will be eaten. So the men are locked up. Later, the chief comes to inspect them. French man demonstrates world-class juggling, but the chief is unimpressed. The american shows a variety of mqgic tricks, but the chief is unimpressed. So he goes to russian's chamber, only to find him sitting there idly and empty-handed.
"Where are the balls?" - asks the chief, perplexed.
The russian answers: "Oh I broke one and lost the other"
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