So two twins turned 6 one june the 18th so when that day rolled around they decided that they where old enough to start cussing. So when there mom woke them up and said what do you boys want on your special day and the first kid said well shjt mom i guess ill have some fucking cheerios and slapped him so hard he fell out of his chair and the mom looked at the second child with a stern expression and said and what will you have and he said not fucking cheerios damn
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