A woman was racing to get a train to Bangalore. She came to the station and was hunting down the train.
Traveler: (Asked to the station expert) Sir, is this my train?
Station Master: No Madam, this is not your train, it's railroads office's train.
Traveler: (Annoyed) That's a decent joke. Try not to act excessively keen. What I implied was, would I be able to take this train to Bangalore?
Station Master: No ma'am, you can't! This train is so BIG and you can't take it.
Traveler: Its truly amusing! Presently say me, will this train take me to Bangalore?
Station Master: NO ma'am. The train can't take you. The train driver will drive it to Bangalore!
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