He was very scared as he realised he had no idea what to do at the wedding night. His father offered to help. He gave him a mobile phone and assured him that he will guide him via the phone. So he got married and finally came the dreaded hour. Sweating and trembling he enters his bedroom and quickly calls his father. His father says, "ok son don't worry, tell me where is she?" "She's on the bed." The father says, "Ask her, if she has what her mamma has." He asks and his bride replies, "Oh yes I do honey."
His father says, "Ok, now ask her to show it to you." He does the same and she spreads her legs wide open and shows him her wet pussy. He feels something tingling down in his pants and before he could ask his father what to do next, she asks him, "Do you have what your daddy has baby?" He replies, "Yes I do." "Then just put it inside me baby", she says. He takes his phone and shoves it up her pussy.
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