yo mamas so bald mr.cleans jealous.
yo mamas so fat she jumped in the ocean and the whales said we are family.
yo mamas so dumb the weather man said it would be chilly out and she went out with a bowl and spoon and said wheres my chilly.
yo mamas so fat she saw a yellow car and said theres my twinkie
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