A man goes onto Stars in there eyes,the audience clap wildley as as he walks onto the stage.
He is greeted by Mathew Kelly who introduces him as "Steve, a mechanic from Manchester". Steve gives a brief description of himself, and Mathew asks, " Who are you going to be tonight Steve?" To which he replies, "Tonight mathew i`m going to be Glen Miller."
Steve turns,walks up the steps, the sliding doors open, and he walks off into the mist.... and no ones seen him since.
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