Staring down from the bench to announce the terms of the divorce decree, the judge turned to the husband and said: I'm going to award her alimony in the amount of $250 a month. To which the woman's about-to-be ex replied: That's mighty kind of you, judge. I'll try to help her all I can, too.
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