I was standing in line at Wawa this morning, and the woman behind me was speaking on her phone, at normal speaking volume....
"The fucker said I shouldn't cuss in wawa. Who does that g** d*** motherfucker think he is? I'm not taking any of his shit, this is America. Fucking asshole should mind his own g** d*** fucking business. I have fucking rights. Who the fuck is that motherfucker to tell me what to say. Fucker! I have to hang up though, it's rude to talk on a cell phone in line... Fucker, I have to hang up now, it's rude for me talk in line. G** D*****!"
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