Standard Joke

Three blanks walk into a bar. There is something ridicolous about them. They decide to sit down. They proceed to order a drink. The bartender is casual, even though a bewildering sight preceeds him.

The first blank does something. Something happens.

The second blank does the same thing. Something similar happens.

The third blank does something different. The bartender asks why. The third blank gives an answer that ties everything together in a comical way. End of line.

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