A deaf/mute man needs condoms, so he goes to the pharmacy.

But since he can't' speak, just takes his dick out, and points at it, throwing money on the counter.

Pharmacist is a man, and doesn't understand. Deaf man signals frantically at his dick and the money, so the pharmacist finally thinks he's got it, takes his dick out, takes the money and says:

"House wins"

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