I'm an accomplished urinator. I know the common witticisms - "You're
shoes were already wet / At the workrelease they teach us not to pee on
our fingers / water's cold." - that kind of thing. But today I heard
a new one to me - and the guy didn't say it to be funny. As far as I
can tell with 90 seconds of googling, it's not commonplace.
Perhaps a major discovery in urinal ripostery; use it in good health...
I'm emptying my bladder into a urinal at work this morning, guy
comes in, stands next to me, and while he's unzipping he asks, "How you doing."
"Okay," I say, "How bout you"
[here comes the joke]
"I'm hanging in there."
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