Stand Over There

Father Murphy walks into a pub in Donegal, and says to the first man he meets, �Do you want to go to heaven?�


The man said, �I do Father.�
The priest said, �Then stand over there against the wall.�


Then the priest asked the second man, �Do you want to go to heaven?�
�Certainly, Father,� was the man�s reply.
�Then stand over there against the wall,� said the priest.


Then Father Murphy walked up to O�Toole and said, �Do you want to go to heaven?�
O�Toole said, �No, I don�t Father.�


The priest said, �I don�t believe this. You mean to tell me that when you die you don�t want to go to heaven?�


O�Toole said, �Oh, when I die, yes. I thought you were getting a group together to go right now.�