A man went to a payphone out the front of a church. The cost of the call was 40c.
He went inside and said to the priest, I have been around the world and in nearly all the church payphones I go to the calls cost $10000, when I aksed why, they said it was becuse the phone was a direct link to god. Oh okay i said.
But when i got here the call cost is 40c. Why. Are you a direct link to god as well?
Yes said the priest but for us it is a local call!
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