St. Peter and Satan were having an argument one day about baseball. Satan proposed a game to be played on neutral grounds between a select team from the heavenly host and his own hand-picked boys. Very well, said the gatekeeper of Heaven. But you realize, I hope, that we've got all the good players and the best coaches. I know, and that's all right, Satan answered unperturbed. We've got all the umpires.
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