A guy walks up to a woman and begins staring at her legs. He says "You have very nice legs".While blushing, the woman thanks him and asks for his name.The man says, "My name isn't important", and continues staring at her legs.He looks up at her face and says "You have extremely nice legs.. What time do they open?".
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