Teacher: Oh I really love my husband he's so cute and kind and everything! I will never do anything to hurt him.
Jack: Looks like you really love your husband, teacher.
Cara: It looks pretty obvious.
After lunchtime the bell rang and everyone went to their classroom. When their teacher came...
Teacher: Who keeps putting this ball pen on my table?! I will spill the ink to the one who keeps putting this thing.
Cara: Ummm teacher a while ago your husband came and put that ball pen on your table, and he told me to remind you that that was the ball pen that you were looking for since last month.
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