A man was traveling down the highway doing well above the legal speed limit. He looked up and saw a state trooper behind him with his lights and siren going wanting him to pull over. The man stepped on the gas pedal even more and was flying down the highway. After awhile he did pull over. The trooper asked him if he knew how fast he was going, and the man replied ya, about 150 wasn't it? The trooper told him if he could come up with an excuse that he had never heard before he would let him go. The man spoke without even thinking. He told the trooper that his wife walked out on him a month ago with a state trooper and he thought the trooper was bringing her back.
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