A man was speeding down the high way when he was pulled over by a policeman. The policeman asked for his license and registration, and the man replied "I don't have my license OR my registration.". The policeman asks the man if the car is his. He says, "No, it's not.". The policeman asks if he knows the person who owns the car, and the man replies, "Sure, he's tied up in the trunk.". The policeman cuffs the man and goes to open the trunk, but the man says, "I'd be careful, the trunk is hooked up to a bomb.". The police officer calls for back up, and back up arrives and asks about the situation. After explaining, the man says, "I have my license and registration right there! On the passenger seat!". The other officers open the trunk to check for the man, and he isn't there. The first police officer is soon fired and the man is let go without a speeding ticket.
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