One of my favorite Rodney Dangerfield jokes, "Hey, I'll tell ya, I get no respect. The other night I went out for a fancy dinner and the waiter brung me a lobster with only one claw. I says, hey! What gives?! He said, I'm sorry sir, sometimes they fight in the tank. So I said, well bring me the one that won!"
Edit: stupid homophones.
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