So a little boy and his mommmy are on an airplane. The little boy asks "Mommy, if mommys and daddys can make babies and mommy and daddy doggies can make puppies then how do mommy and daddy airplanes make babies?" The mom says "I dont know but go ask the pilot" The little boy goes to the pilot and ask him his question, and the pilot says "Our Airplanes dont make babies because were Southwest Airlines and we pull out on time!"
Many of the jokes are contributions from our users. If you find anything offensive and against our policy please report it here with a link to the page. We will do everything to make this an enjoyable platform for everyone.