Washington hotel


this man and his wife were vacationing in Washington D.C. . they checked into a hotel and was getting ready to settle in for the night his wife being the natural worrier she was said honey I've heard that a lot of these hotel's here in Washington are bugged because a lot of politician's stay in them, so i would feel better if you would just check this place out. the man decided to humor his wife so that she would be more comfortable and they both could get some sleep. he started looking under the bed and all the furniture, he even checked the lamp shade's, he finally went over and rolled a corner of the carpet back, and sure enough, there was a weird gadget screwed into the floor. he unscrewed it from the floor and examined it and said i don't know if it's a bug or not, but it's definitely history, and he flushed it down the toilet with that, his wife seemed to be appeased so they went to bed and got a good night's sleep. the next morning when they were checking out, the hotel manager ask, did you enjoy your stay at our fine hotel? the man and woman both agreed that they did, and they got a good night's sleep. the hotel manager said well i wish could say that for the people in the room down below you. the man and woman said why, what happened? the hotel manager said a chandelier fell on them last night.

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