A serious drunk walks into bar and , after staring for some time at the only woman seated seated at the bar, he walks over and kisses her. She jumps up and slaps him silly. He immediately apologized and explained, "I sorry I thought you were my wife. You look like her." "Why you worthless, insufferable, wretched, god damn drunk!" She screamed at him... "Funny," he mutters "you even sound like her."
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