Sometimes when I give money to homeless people, bystanders shout "Why bother? They're only going to buy drugs or alcohol with it!"...

Titantic Lettuce

Q: What kind of lettuce was served on the Titanic? A: Iceberg.

Jesus and his...

Jesus says, able for 26 please. To which the maître d replies, but there are...

A boy lives in a...

One day after school he decides to save money by running after the schools...

Nicki Minaj,...

Oh wait, this *is* the place to post jokes, right?

What do you get...

What do you get if you cross a giraffe with a dog ? An animal that barks at...

What do you call...

Stone deaf...

So there's this...

So there's this barber in a small town. One day he's sitting in his...

Where do ninjas...

Out of nowhere!

It's lonely at...

It's lonely at the top, but you eat better.

What do you call...

A mashed potato.