Some quick lines of humor.

When you get angry count to 3. When you get to 2 throw the punch. They won't be expecting that.
You've got to hand it to blind prostitutes.
Making little things count. Teaches math to midgets.
I bought some shoes from a drug dealer. I don't know what he laced them with but I've been tripping all day.

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