Nymphomaniac Convention

I have no idea if this has been posted here before, so I apologize if it's a repost, otherwise enjoy.

A man is boarding plane to Vegas when a very attractive young woman takes the seat next to him. They start talking about various things, and he asks why she's going to Las Vegas, and is very surprised to hear that she intends to give a lecture at the annual Nymphomaniac Convention.

After he inquires what she plans to lecture about, she tells him she is going to attempt to dispel a few sexual myths and attempt to give some much needed insight to the people of America. Utterly intrigued, he listens as she tells him that it is, in fact, not African Americans who are the most well endowed, but Native Americans. Though it is usually believed that the French are among the most skilled lovers, the Jewish actually tend to be even better. The least expected thing she said though was that the typical southern redneck had the best stamina of any other typical profile or stereotype out there.

As the man is sitting there just taking it all in, the woman realizes she's been going on and on about her interests and doesn't even know his name yet, so she asks him, to which he replies "My name? Tonto, Tonto Goldstein, but my friends call me Bubba."