....and were headed south on the highway. Meanwhile, a few miles up that highway an officer was posted up at a speed trap to catch speeders. One guy zooms by, exceeding the speed limit by 25 miles per hour. The officer pulls him over and tells him what he was doing wrong. When the officer is ready to go right him a ticket he notices that the man is very distressed, so he decides to cut him a deal. He tells the man that if he goes and picks up the penguins from the highway and takes them to the zoo, then he will not get a ticket. So the man thanks him and says he won't speed anymore and goes off on his way.
The next day the officer is at the same speed trap and pulls over a guy going 20 over. When he gets to the car he sees the same guy driving with 5 penguins in the back wearing sun glasses.
Then the officer says *"what the hell do you think you're doing?! You were supposed to take these animals to the zoo!"*
To which the man replies, *"and I did just that officer. In fact, they enjoyed it so much, that today I'm taking them to the beach!"*
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