Happiness doesn't bring money.
I want to be what I was when I wanted to be what I'm now.
The government has at least one problem for every solution.
Only the conservatives can make the country like it used to be - a huge swamp full of dinosaurs.
Democracy is having freedom of speech, freedom of thought, and the thoughtfulness to use neither one.
If you don't go to other people's funerals, they won't come to yours.
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