Veni, Vedi, Visa: I came, I saw, I did a little shopping.
Gravity...it's not just a good Idea, it's the Law.
First things first, but not necessarily in that order.
My mother is a travel agent for guilt trips.
Measure wealth not by the things you have, but by the things you have for which you would not take money.
Look out for #1. Don't step in #2 either.
AAAAA - American Association Against Acronym Abuse.
Am I ignorant or apathetic? I don't know and don't care!
Can you repeat the part after, "Listen very carefully"?
Despite the high cost of living, it remains popular.
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