I was drinking whiskey in my car...

and doing 120 on the freeway. An officer in a police car pulled into the lane beside mine, and started yelling at me to get out of the car, so I did. The officer just kept going though, and kept yelling. I'm not quite sure what he was saying, but I'm guessing it had something to do with stopping the car first.

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