Some friends were skiing when a blizzard hit. (NSFW)

Three friends got separated from their group and got lost. The most novice skier was getting frightened when the sun was going down and told them they had to fine a place to stay or they would all freeze to death. They kept looking for a suitable place to stay the night when they saw a warm cabin with its windows lit up down aways. When the reached the cabin They ran up to the only entrance and frantically banged on the door.
An old lady told them to stop their banging and she was on her way. When she opened the door the three men were greeted with a toothless smile of an old lady missing most of her hair. She asked the men what they were doing at her cabin in the middle of a blizzard. The novice skier said they got lost and needed a place to stay or they would all freeze to death. The lady pondered for a minute and told them they could stay on one condition. That they fucked her silly until she passed out. The most novice skier said hell to the no and waited for the other two to come to the same conclusion he did. The next skier thought for a moment and said he'll take his chances outside. The third skier waited almost two minutes before he said she'll have to time of her life that night.
The lady let him in and closed the door after him. She sat down on her sofa, spread her legs and lifted her dress. The unfortunate man was greeted with the smell of what he thought death would smell like. Yet he persevered and pulled down her panties. The sight was horrible. she had a scab covering her whole vagina. But this nasty skier didn't let that stand between him and a warm night. He opened her window peeled that scab off and threw it out the window and fucked her until she passed out. He quickly fell asleep and when he woke up he went outside and saw his two friends waiting for him. He was amazed how had they stayed alive he thought. They told him that they had started a fire to stay warm and ate the piece of pizza he threw out the window so they wouldn't starve.

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