When the victim entered the station she was comforted by the police officer, given a cup of coffee, and was told that they would bring a sketch artist to draw the suspect from her description.
After about 10 minutes, the department's sketch artist comes in and prepares his work space. The officer then turns to the woman and asks her to please describe the mugger.
The woman said: "He looked like the prophet Muhammad."
Artist: "Nope" as he packs his supplies and leaves the station.
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