A plane is falling, people are panicing. A stewardess announces:
"We have way too many passengers aboard. Some of us must be thrown out if we all are to survive. In the interest of fairness, we'll throw people out in alphabetical order. A - african americans."
Nobody raises hands.
"B - blacks."
Dead silence. After a few seconds, a small black child pokes his parent.
"Daddy, why aren't we raising hands? Isn't it our turn?"
"No, we come right after mexicans."
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