A man was walking behind his wife and said snarlingly to her "You know your arse is as big as a washing machine?" The wife said nothing and kept walking, just stewing. Later that night, the bloke wanted to get it on so he nudged his wife "How 'bout it luv?" She just glared at him, "You think I'm firing up this washing machine for such a tiny load. Do a handwash!"
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