One day, a happy couple decided to take a hike in the forest to find out if they actually had any nature hiking abilities!
While stumping up on some bushes along a rocky pathway, the man suddenly got the urge to take a leak. So he went near a watery passage, and dropped his leakings.
Upon zipping up his pants, he turned around in astonishment, and saw that his wife was crying.
"Whats the matter honey?", he asked. "Nothing dear, its just that that was the only sign of any animal activity in these darn bushes!"
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