Some bloke just told me he was gonna smack me with the neck of his guitar....

A Mexican finds a...

He rubs it, and the genie bellows out. "Behold, mortal, and I will grant you...

How do 3rd world...

A-fric-an plumber

I had lunch with...

I had lunch with 2 of my unmarried friends. One is engaged, one is a...

What is the one...

Dad Jokes.

How do you kill...

Slap an African child in the face.

Superman is bored...

Superman is bored fighting crime everyday. So one Friday night he decides...

Why does...

He's just trying to make it Reich

Black Man with a...

A couple is attending an Art exhibit and they are looking at a portrait that...

Rude joke

I was taken the dog for a walk in the graveyard and seen a bloke bent down...

Rising to the...

A bunch of girls had become upset at an anthropology professor who had a...