Her: we're returning the new mattress, your dad and I don't like it.
Me: why?
Her: It's not a good bed. It's just too hard. It hurts to sleep on.
Me: Are you sure it's not just happy to see you?
So yeah, I also learned it's possible to smack someone who is sitting behind you while sitting in the passenger seat. But I thought you guys would find it funny.
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