A guy with a hunchback and a guy lame in one leg are lifelong friends. After a night of heavy drinking, they are walking home completely wasted. Suddenly they notice they took a wrong turn. They are next to the graveyard. The guy with the hunchback decides to cross the graveyard as his house is just on the other side. His friend doesn’t want to go with him because he heard that if you cross the graveyard at night, a ghost will appear… They say goodbye and go their own way.
As the guy with the hunchback arrives at the center of the graveyard, a ghost appears out of thin air!
“Wooooo, I am the ghost of the graveyard” the ghost screams. The guy with the hunchback is so terrified that he isn’t able to speak. The ghost looks at the man and says, “What do you have on your back?”. “Hu-hunchback” the man replies. The ghost charges at the man and screams “GIVE IT TO ME!”.
The next day the friends meet again at the pub. The lame guy can’t believe his eyes, his friend is cured of his hunchback! That night, he decides to go the graveyard.
As the lame guy arrives at the centre, a ghost appears out of thin air!
“Wooooo, I am the ghost of the graveyard” the ghost screams. “Hi”, says the man, “I’m lame in one leg, can you cure me please?”. The ghost looks at the man and says, “What do you have on your back?”. “Huh what? Nothing?”, the man replies. “Okay then”, says the ghost, “have a hunchback!”
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