Three "perfect" people had died. These people had never done anything wrong in their entire lives, and had never sinned. Because of this, they were not acknowledged as living a full life: therefore, an angel had met them halfway to Heaven.
"You three have not committed any sins in your entire lives. I will send you each back to Earth for one hour in order to achieve one sin, then I will allow you to drink from the holy water and pass onto Heaven."
An hour passed and the three returned.
The first guiltily said, "I have just burnt down an old ladies' home."
The Angel nodded and allowed him to drink from the holy water.
The second shamefully said, "I stole from a purse."
The Angel nodded, and allowed him to drink from the holy water.
The third walked up, very proud and laughed, "I just pissed in the Holy Water."
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