So a business owner walks into a bar...

He sits down, and starts to have a discussion with the bartender. Conversation eventually moves to his struggling business.

"You know, I just can't seem to keep trained staff on hand. The turnover is super high, and I've tried everything to keep employees to stay long enough to train the next batch. The stress is so bad I've gotten chronic diarrhea."

"Sounds like a personnel problem."

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