So this new priest is filling in while the regular one is on vacation.
He has a list of penances he can give out during confession.
The first few confessions are easy. Ten hail Mary's for cheating on a test, 15 our fathers for forgetting lying, etc.
Then a woman comes in and confesses to giving a blow job to a man she just met.
The priest cannot find it on his list so he leans out and asks for help from the altar boy. He whispers, "What does the priest normally give for a blow job?"
The altar boy replies, "Usually a bag of chips and a can of coke".....
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