Before and After in Marriage

Before - You take my breath away.
After - I feel like I'm suffocating.


Before - She loves the way I take control of a Situation.
After - She called me a controlling, manipulative, egomaniac.


Before - Ricky & Lucy.
After - Fred & Ethel.


Before - Saturday Night Live.
After - Monday Night Football.


Before - He makes me feel like a million dollars.
After - If I had a dime for every stupid thing he's done...


Before - Is that all you are eating?
After - Maybe you should just have a salad, honey.


Before - Wheel of Fortune.
After - Jeopardy.


Before - It's like living a dream.
After - It's a nightmare.


Before - Turbocharged.
After - Needs a jump-start


Before - We agree on everything!
After - Doesn't she have a mind of her own?


Before - Idol.
After - Idle.


Before - He's lost without me.
After - Why can't he ask for directions?


Before - When together, time stands still.
After - This relationship is going nowhere.


Before - Oysters.
After - Fishsticks.


Before - I can hardly believe we found each other.
After - How did I end up with someone like you?