So this man, not the sharpest tool in the shed, but a very good husband nonetheless.

So this man, not the sharpest tool in the shed, but a very good husband nonetheless.
He gets a call from his son, "daddy daddy come quick! Mommy's door is locked and she's screaming"
So he rushes home, naturally, and finds his son crying at the steps. They both run inside, and dash upstairs to the mothers bedroom. They try kicking and lunging but thedoor won't break
So the man tells his son go find the hammer from my tool box, it's in the closet. The son runs off disappears down the hall, and suddenly the wife pulls open the door, looking disheveled
Clothes strewn about. Bed a mess
"Honey what's going on?!" Asks the husband.
"I was having a panic attack," she stutters. Suddenly the son screams at the top of his lungs, and the dad rushes over. In the closet they find the husband's older brother. Now the husband is furious and yells, "Ted! My wife is having a panic attack, she was screaming, she couldn't breathe, and all you can do is hide naked in my closet?!"