..and while he's driving he sees this 8 year old boy on the shoulder by himself just crying his eyes out. Naturally, this guy pulls over and asks him what's wrong and why he's all alone. All he can manage to say between sobs is "...my parents.." as he points to the canyon below. The guy looks over the edge and sees a flaming SUV with two charred bodies smoldering next to it. He looks back at the little boy and replies "Oh my God"
then he drops his pants and mutters "...today is NOT your day"
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