He works hard for his family, doesn't drink or do drugs, donates to charity and volunteers at the soup kitchen every week. He's honest, friendly, patient and kind. And every night, before he goes to sleep, he looks up at the stars and prays to God that he will win the lottery.
The man grows old, never changing his ways, and never praying for anything else. One night, he looks up at the stars and says, "God, I have done my best to be a good human being. I've worked hard and paid my dues, and I just don't understand why I haven't won the lottery yet. Why God?"
Suddenly the skies part, God appears before him, and shouts "You have to buy a fucking ticket first!"
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